A MAN walks into a Shoe Repair Shop. He is missing a shoe. The Man approaches the SHOE GUY at the counter.
SHOE GUY: Yes, may I help you?
MAN: I dropped off a shoe to be fixed more than three days ago, and when I called this morning, I was told it should be ready this afternoon.
SHOE GUY: Is this a shoe emergency?
MAN: A What?
SHOE GUY: A shoe emergency — is it life or death?
MAN (considers): Well, I am walking with an awful limp.
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