The following are true stories of experiences on NYC subways, buses, etc. They are from my currently unpublished book 72 People I’ve Met On The Subway.
If you don’t laugh, I will refund your money & then come to your house and tickle you to make up for it.
5. !#@* #a$ #!%@$
I got on the train at what was the first (and last) stop on this line. There were about seven or eight people in the car.
The seat I chose was next to another 30-something. He was wearing a Mets baseball cap and slowly downing a diet soda.
And he made this noise as he looked at me: “Ep!”
I thought perhaps he was being, in some way I could not comprehend, funny.